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Barbie Doll Jokes

For jokes about barbie dolls, prepare to chuckle ...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ... buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ... complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ... a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ... an empty jar

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ... an excellent Holiday gift idea

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ... Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ... complete with tweezers

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ... complete with leathers and tattoos

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ... comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ... Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ... buck teeth, long ears

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ... with Surgeon General's warning on box

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ... glows in the dark

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ... complete with scary face paint and scary wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ... comes with car and brick wall

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ... includes 'trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ... one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ... with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ... comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ... comes with large calibre pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ... includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ... a Barbie head on a Ken doll

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ... the famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ... with a choice of eye patch colours: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ... also known as McBarbie ... you want fries with that?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ... comes with bolts through her neck

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ... in your grocer's frozen food section

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ... complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ... complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ... six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ... with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ... guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ... complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ... just a shadow of her former self

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ... comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ... complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ... dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ... complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ... pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ... comes with stake, kindling, and matches

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ... looks like Dennis Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ... Barbie with Joker grin and white face

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ... complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ... six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ... doll with suction cup hands

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ... comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ... lion is included; Barbie's head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ... sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ... feet set in cement--she really sinks!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ... with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ... with removable head; guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ... with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ... Barbie with snakes for hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ... Mick with Barbie's head ... but Mick's lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ... Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Feminist Barbie ... with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ... includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ... Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ... everything's in the wrong place

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ... with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ... Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ... she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ... she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ... unrecognisable

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ... with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ... car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ... complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ... doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ... comes with thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ... a study in silver

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ... spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ... one of the Turtles with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ... complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ... you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ... includes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ... for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ... complete with double wide trailer home

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ... pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ... made of rock; no head, no arms

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ... normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ... with potions and face paints