Email Jokes
For jokes about email, prepare to chuckle ...
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!
How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.
How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.
Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
