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A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand

A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis

Aching Joints by Arthur Itis

Adding Up by Juan & Juan

All Aboard! by Abel Seamann

All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry

Army Jokes by Major Laugh

At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star

Birdwatching by Jack Daw

Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall

Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

Collection Litter by Phil D Basket

Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue

Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy

Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood

Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries

Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic

End of the Week by Gladys Friday

English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer

Fade Away by Peter Out

Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt

Food on the Table by E. Tittup

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts

Hair Disorders by Dan Druff

Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars

Horror Stories by R. U. Scared

How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts

How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard

How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts

How to Get There by Ridya Bike

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi

Igloo Building by S Keemo

I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure

Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely

Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee

I've Been Bitten! by Flea

Keep on Trying by Percy Vere

Kidnapped! by Caesar Quick

Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga

Looking Forward by Felix Ited

Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget

Making Snacks by San Widge

Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm

Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm

Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day

March Into Battle by Sally Forth

Mega Bites by Amos Quito

Modern Haircuts by Sean Head

Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine

My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball

My life selling houses by Con Allday

My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty

Neck Exercises by G. Rarff

Never Give Up! by Percy Vere

Noisy Nights by Constance Norah

Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott

Old English Churches by Beverley Minster

One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont

Out for the Count by Esau Stars

Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant

Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst

Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh

Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon

Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare

Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card

Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett

Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin

School Meals by R. E. Volting

Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas

Shipwrecked! by Mandy Lifeboats

Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

Strong Winds by Gail Force

Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face

Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette

Telephone Problems by Ron Number

The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken

The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light

The big bang by Dina Mite

The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge

The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic

The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen

The Garlic Eater by I Malone

The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn

The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier

The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff

The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri

The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long

The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures

The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn

The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss

The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune

The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew

The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

The New Drum by Major Headache

The Post Script by Adeline Extra

The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw

The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen

The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin

The Strongman by Everhard Muscles

The Ugly Hag by Ida Face

The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back

The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin

When Shall We Meet Again? by Miles Apart

Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve

Who Shot JR? by U Dunnit

Whodunnit? by Ivor Clew

Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case

Will He Win? by Betty Wont

Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver

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