Yo Momma Jokes
For 'yo momma' jokes, prepare to chuckle ...
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
Yo momma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
Yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma's aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
Yo momma's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo momma's feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma's feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundee in her foot bath.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo momma's has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma's head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo momma's head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma's head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma's head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma's house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo momma's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
Yo momma's middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma's missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo momma's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo momma's nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo momma's so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma's so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo momma's so fat that she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma's so fat that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo momma's so fat that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
Yo momma's so fat when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
Yo momma's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma's so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo momma's so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma's so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Yo momma's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo momma's so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo momma's so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
Yo momma's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma's so fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo momma's so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo momma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma's so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma's so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma's so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo momma's so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family ... !"
Yo momma's so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
Yo momma's so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
Yo momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo momma's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma's so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
Yo momma's so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.
Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma's so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma's so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma's so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo momma's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo momma's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma's so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well ...
Yo momma's so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma's so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo momma's so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections
Yo momma's so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Yo momma's so fat, when you go around her, you get lost.
Yo momma's so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma's so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma's so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo momma's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo momma's so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo momma's so miserable, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma's so nasty ... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
Yo momma's so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma's so old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo momma's so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma's so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma's so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma's so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo momma's so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,DING!
Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma's so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma's so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma's so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma's so skinny ... .she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo momma's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo momma's so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma's so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo momma's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo momma's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo momma's so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma's so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Yo momma's so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
Yo momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo momma's so stupid that when they said it was chilly outside, she went out with a bowl and spoon.
Yo momma's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo momma's so stupid,she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.
Yo momma's so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
Yo momma's so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo momma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma's so ugly she got beaten up by her imaginary friends
Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma's so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma's so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day" ... ..
