Knock Knock Jokes
For knock knock jokes, prepare to chuckle ...
Knock Knock! Who's there? A Fred! A Fred who? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron the barber's floor!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Abba! Abba who? Abba'out turn! Quick march!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H ... !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Abel! Abel who? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia when I get back!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acidently on purpose!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Acis! Acis who? Acis spades!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Actor! Actor who? Actor you, my dear Alphonse!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada'mond is forever!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Adam! Adam who? Adam up and tell me the total!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Adder! Adder who? Adder you get in here?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Adelia! Adelia who? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Adeline! Adeline who? Adeline extra to the letter!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Adore! Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Agent! Agent who? Agentle breeze!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmed a big mistake coming here!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida more than I drink!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aileen! Aileen who? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aitch! Aitch who? Bless You!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Al! Al who? Al lied!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alan! Alan who? Alan a good cause!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my mummy!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alberta! Alberta who! Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alceste! Alceste who? Alceste to meet him later!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aleta! Aleta who? Aleta from the tax man!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex Plain later!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alexander! Alexander who? Alexander friend are coming over!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alf! Alf who? Alf all if you don't catch me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred of the dark!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Algy! Algy who! Algy-bra!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ali! Ali who? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alice! Alice who? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison to my radio in the mornings!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alistair! Alistair who? Alistairs in this house are broken!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alka! Alka who! Alka-phone!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alligator! Alligator who? Alligator for her birthday was a card!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma-nack!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Kn
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alpaca! Alpaca who? Alpaca picnic lunch!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Althea! Althea who? Althea in court!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amahl! Amahl who? Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amana! Amana who? Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amanda! Amanda who? Amanda the table!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amaso! Amaso who? Amaso sorry you don't remember me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amazon! Amazon who? Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amber! Amber who? Amber-sting to come in!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amelia! Amelia who? Amelia a package last week - did you get it?!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Amin man!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ammon! Ammon who? Ammon old hand at picking locks!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia a poor little sparrow!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito!kn
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amour! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy for the top!
Knock Knock! Who's there? An author! An author who? An author joke like this and I'm off!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anais! Anais who? Anais cup of tea!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anatole! Anatole who? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anderson! Anderson who? Anderson and daughter came too!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew all her money out of the bank!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ankansas! Ankansas who? Ankansas though any piece of wood!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ann! Ann who? Ann-onymous!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Annather brick in the wall!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Annabel! Annabel who? Annabel would be useful on this door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anne! Anne who? Anne apple just fell on my head!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Annetta! Annetta who? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie-versary!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Answer! Answer who? Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anthea! Anthea who? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anthem! Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anthony! Anthony who! Anthony you want!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Anya! Anya who? Anya best behaviour!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Apollo! Apollo who? Apollogize!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Apple! Apple who? Apple the door myself!
Knock Knock! Who's there? April! April who? April might make you feel better!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aramis! Aramis who? Aramis'tery!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Arbus! Arbus who? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aretha! Aretha who? Aretha flowers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Arfur! Arfur who? Arfur got!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Argo! Argo who? Argo down the shops! Kn
Knock Knock! Who's there? Argo! Argo who? Argo down to the beach for my holidays
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ari! Ari who? Arin't you glad you use Dial!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ari! Ari who? Ari-S-P-E-C-T!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Army Ant! Army Ant who? Army Ants coming for tea then?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Arnie! Arnie who! Arnie having fun?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Arnold! Arnold who? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Arson! Arson who! Arson McCullers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Arthur! Arthur who! Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Artichoke! Artichoke who! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Asia! Asia who? Asia mum in?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Astor! Astor who? Astor the ball is over!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Athena! Athena who? Athena reindeer landing on your roof!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Attila! Attila who? Attila you no lies!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Auntie! Auntie who? Auntie glad to see me again!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Austen! Austen who? Austen-tentatiously well off!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Avery! Avery who? Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axel grease!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ayatollah! Ayatollah who? Ayatollah you already!
Knock Knock! Who's there? B-2! B-2 who? B-2 school on time!
Knock Knock! Who's there? B-4! B-4 who? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bab! Bab who? Bab Boone is a real ape!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Baby Owl! Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Badger! Badger who? Badger cookies!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Balanchine! Balachine who? Balachine act!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Balloon! Balloon who? Balloon velvet!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Baloney! Baloney who? Baloney chase you if you're a matador!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Barbara! Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool ... !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bargain! Bargain who? Bargain up the wrong tree!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bark! Bark who? Bark you car on the drive!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Baron! Baron who? Baron mind who you're talking to!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Barrister! Barrister who? Barristercratic!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Barry! Barry who? Barry the dead!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bart! Bart who? Bart-enders serve drinks!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bashful! Bashful who? I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Basket! Basket who? Basket home, it's nearly dark!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bat! Bat who? Bat you'll never guess!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bea! Bea who? Beacause I'm worth it!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Becca! Becca who? Becca the net!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beck! Beck who? Beckfast of champions!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Becka! Becka who? Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Becker! Becker who? Becker the devil you know!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beggar! Beggar who? Beggar you don't know!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Begonia! Begonia who? Begonia bother me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beirut! Beirut who? Beirut force!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Belinda! Belinda who? Belinda church steeple!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Belize! Belize who? Belize yourself then!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bella! Bella who? Bella bottom trousers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Belle! Belle who? Belle-t up and open this door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bellows! Bellows who? Bellows me some money can I have it please!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who? Ben and Anna split!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ben Hur! Ben Hur who? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Benin! Benin who? Benin hell!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Benjamin! Benjamin who? Benjamin the blues!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Benny! Bennny who? Benny thing happening!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beppe! Beppe who? Beppe Le Pew!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bera! Bera who? Bera necessity!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Berlin! Berlin who? Berlin maiden over!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bernadette! Bernadette who? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bernie! Bernie who? Bernie bridges!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bert! Bert who? Bert the dinner!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bertha! Bertha who? Bertha-day greetings!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beryl! Beryl who? Beryl of beer!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Beth! Beth who? Beth wisheth, thweetie!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bethany! Bethany who? Bethany good movies recently!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Betsy! Betsy who? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bette! Bette who? Bette of roses!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bette-lou! Bette-lou who? Bette-lou a few pounds!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bettina! Bettina who? Bettina minute you'll open this door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bhuto! Bhuto who? Bhuto-n the other foot!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Biafra! Biafra who? Biafra'id, be very afraid!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bibi! Bibi who? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bill! Bill who? Bill-tup area!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bing! Bing who? Bing down the house!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bingo! Bingo who? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Biro! Biro who? Biro light of the moon!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bison! Bison who? Bison girl scout cookies!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bitter Bianca! Bitter Bianca who? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bjork! Bjork who? Bjork in the USSR!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bjorn! Bjorn who? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Blair! Blair who? Blair play!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Blanche! Blanche who? Blanche not!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bless! Bless who? I didn't sneeze!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Blood! Blood who? Blood brothers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Blue! Blue who? Blue away with the wind!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Blur! Blur who? Blur, it's cold and wet out here!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bo! Bo who? Bo Geste!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bobby! Bobby who? Bobby-n up and down like this!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boiler! Boiler who? Boiler egg for four minutes!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boise! Boise who? Boise ivy!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bolivia! Boliva who? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bologna! Bologna who? Bologna & cheese!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bolton! Bolton who? Bolton braces!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bolzano! Bolzano who? Bolzano the door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bond! Bond who? Bond to succeed!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bones! Bones who? Bones upon a time ... !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bonnie! Bonnie who? Bonnie by soloflex!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bootie! Bootie who? Bootieful downtown Burbank!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Borg! Borg who? Borg standard!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boris! Boris who? Boris with more knock knock jokes!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bosnia! Bosnia who? Bosnia bell here earlier!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bossy! Bossy who? Bossy just fired me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bowl! Bowl who? Bowl me over!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boyzone! Boyzone who? Boyzone adventures!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brad! Brad who? Brad news I'm afraid!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brazil! Brazil who? Brazil support a girls chest!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brendan! Brendan who? Brendan an ear to what I have to say!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brent! Brent who? Brent out of shape!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brewster! Brewster who? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brian! Brian who? Brian drain!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bride! Bride who? Bride and Prejudice!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bridget! Bridget who? Bridget the end of the world!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bridget! Bridget who? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down ... !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bridie! Bridie who? Bridie light of the silvery moon!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brie! Brie who? Brie me my supper!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brigham! Brigham who? Drigham back my sunshine back to me ... !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brighton! Brighton who? Brighton-der the light of the moon!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Briony! Briony who? Briony, beautiful sea!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bronte! Bronte who? Bronte of the blow!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Brook! Brook who? Brook-lyn bridge!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bruce! Bruce who? I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bruno! Bruno who? Bruno more tea for me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bubbles! Bubbles who? Bubbles, bangles, and beads ... !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Buckle! Buckle who? Buckle get you a drink but not much else!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bud! Bud who? Budweiser, the King of Beers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Buddha! Buddha who? Buddha this slice of bread for me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Buddy! Buddy who? Buddyfingers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Buffer! Buffer who? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bug! Bug who? Bug Rodgers!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Buggy! Buggy who? Buggy Jean is not my lover!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bull! Bull who? Bull the chain when your done!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bullet! Bullet who? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bully! Bully who? Bully Jean is not my lover!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bumbry! Bumbry who? Bumbry tuna!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bun! Bun who? Bun-nies make lovely pets!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bunny! Bunny who? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now!kn
Knock Knock! Who's there? Burns! Burns who? Burns me up!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Burton! Burton who? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Bush! Bush who? Bush your money where your mouth is!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Buster! Buster who? Buster tire, can I use your phone!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch! Butch who? Butch your arms around me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Butcher! Butcher who? Butcher your arms around me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Button! Button who? Button in is not polite!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Byron! Byron who? Byron new suit!
Knock Knock! Who's there? C-2! C-2 who? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cabot! Cabot who? Cabotret!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Caesar! Caesar who? Caesar quickly before she gets away!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cain! Cain who? Cain you tell!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Caitlin! Caitlin who? Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Callas! Callas who? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Callum! Callum who? Callum all black!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cam! Cam who? Camalot is where King Arthur lived!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cameron! Cameron who? Cameron film are needed to take pictures!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Camila! Camila who? Camila minute!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace! Candace who? Candace with love!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candice! Candice who? Candice get any better!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candy! Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cannelloni! Cannelloni who? Cannelloni some money till next week?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Canon! Canon who? Canon open the door then?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe with you tonight!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Carlene! Carlene who? Carlene against that wall?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Caroline! Caroline who? Caroline of rope with you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie a torch!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie me home, I'm tired!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie on camping!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Carson! Carson who? Carconogenic!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cartoon! Cartoon who? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash! Cash who? Cash me if you can!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cass! Cass who? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cassette! Cassette who? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cassie! Cassie who? Cassie the forest for the trees!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Castor! Castor who? Castorblanca!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Castro! Castro who? Castro bread upon the waters!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cat! Cat who? Cat you understand!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Caterpillar! Caterpillar who? Caterpillar a few mice for you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cathy! Cathyl who? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Catskills! Catskills who? Catskills mice!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cecil! Cecil who? Cecil have music whereever she goes ... .!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Celery! Celery who? Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Celeste! Celeste who? Celeste time I lend you money!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cellar! Cellar who? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Census! Census who? Census presents for Christmas!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cereal! Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chad! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chair! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Charles! Charles who? Charles your luck on the lottery!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chaz! Chaz who? Chaz nasty as you wanna be!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Che! Che who? Che what your made of!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Checkmate! Checkmate who? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chef! Chef who? Chef Bridges!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cherry! Cherry who? Cherry oh, see you later!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chest! Chest who? Chest-nuts for sale!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chicken! Chicken who? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chile! Chile who? Chile out tonight!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who? Chin and Tonyk!
Knock Knock! Who's there? China! China who? China late, isn't it?!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chip! Chip who? Chip of Fools!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chloe! Chloe who? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chocs! Chocs who? Chocs away!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chopin! Chopin who? Chopin the supermarket!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chris! Chris who? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chrysalis! Chrysalis who? Chrysalis the cake for you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Chuck! Chuck who? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cicero! Cicero who? Cicero the boat ashore!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cigarette! Cigarette who? Cigarette life if you don't weaken!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cindy! Cindy who? Cindy next one in please!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Clare! Clare who? Clare your throat before you speak!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Clark! Clark who? Clark your car in the garage!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claudework Orange!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Clay! Clay who? Clay on, Sam!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cliff! Cliff who? Cliff hanger!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Clinton! Clinton who? Clinton your eye!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Closure! Closure who? Closure mouth when you eat!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Clown! Clown who? Clown for the count!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cod! Cod who? Cod red-handed!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Coda! Coda who? Coda paint!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Coffin! Coffin who? Coffin and spluttering!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cole! Cole who? Cole as a cucumber!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colin all cars, Colin all cars!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cologne! Cologne who? Cologne me names won't help!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Comic! Comic who? Comic and see me sometime!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Con! Con who? Con unhinged!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Conga! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cook! Cook who? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cookie! Cookie who? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cork! Cork who? Cork and beans!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cosi! Cosi who? Cosi has to!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Costa! Costa who? Costa lot!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cotton! Cotton who? Cotton a trap!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go 'moo' not who!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Craig! Craig who? Craig in the wall!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Crete! Crete who? Crete to see you again!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Crewcut! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cricket! Cricket who? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Crispin! Crispin who? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Crock and Dial! Crock and Dial who? Crock and Dial Dundee!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cronkite! Cronkite who? Cronkite evidence!
Knock Knock! Who's there? C's! C's who? C's the day!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cuba! Cuba who? Cuba wood!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cugat! Cugat who? Cugat to love my jokes!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cumin! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Curly! Curly who? Curly Q!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Curry! Curry who? Curry me back home will you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cy! Cy who? Cy'n on the botton line!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cymbals! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away I missed you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cyprus! Cyprus who? Cyprus the bell!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cyril! Cyril who? Cyril thing - no imitations here!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Czech! Czech who? Czech before you open the door!
