Answer Me This Jokes
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders?
How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
How long will a floating point operation float?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
