Mouse Jokes
For jokes about mice, get ready to chuckle ...
What did the mouse say when it saw a bat? Mom! I see an angel.
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Is there a mouse in the house? No, but there's a moose on the loose!
One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards!
What do mice do when they're at home? Mousework!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder? Bubble and squeak!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield!
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see? Three blind mice!
What is a mouse's favourite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What is a mouse's favourite game? Hide and squeak!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A mouseketeer!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What squeaks as it solves crimes? Miami mice!
What's a mouse's favourite record? Please cheese me!
What's a mouse's least favourite record? What's up Pussycat!
What's grey and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What's grey, squeaky and hangs around in caves? Stalagmice!
What's the definition of a narrow squeak? A thin mouse!
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucket!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella? When it's raining cats and dogs!
Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Who is king of all the mice? Mouse Tse Tung!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!
